Fans of "Blue's Clues," take heart: Departed host Steve Burns is still using
his Thinking Chair. Only now, it makes music.
"It makes a great percussion instrument," Burns says earnestly. "There's one
entire song on my album where I play the Thinking Chair."
For the uninitiated, the Thinking Chair is the plush maroon throne that
Burns sat in during six years as the floppy-haired host of Nick Jr.'s
"Blue's Clues." He used it to ruminate on hints provided each episode by
Blue, an animated puppy.
Producers of the show gave Burns a replica of the chair for his 25th
birthday, and it doubles as a drum kit on his new album, "Songs for
Dustmites."
That's right -- "Steeeeeve," as he's known to countless preschool fans and
their parents, is now a budding rock star.
His followers might be surprised by what they hear on "Dustmites": dense,
string-laden tunes that David Bowie might have written in his "Ziggy
Stardust" period. Sample song titles include "Troposphere" and
"Superstrings."
The album's producer is David Fridmann, best known for work with surrealist
rock heroes Mercury Rev and the Flaming Lips. Steven Drozd, the Lips'
drummer, even plays drums on tracks where the Thinking Chair didn't suffice.
Burns, 29, says becoming a neo-psychedelic rocker isn't as much a left turn
as it might seem.
"There's a thread of logic between the album and the show," he says during a
recent telephone interview from Oklahoma, before joining his band for a tour
rehearsal. "There were elements of 'Blue's Clues' that were absurd and
surreal. And I take this wide-eyed approach to science on the record that's
very 'Blue's Clues'-esque."
For example, the album's title is a testament to his fascination with
microscopic bugs.
"Dustmites are like fleas or tics but exponentially smaller," he says. "They
live in your pillow or other places and you don't want to think about them."
He also identified with their smallness, being just 5 feet 5 inches tall
himself: "In my context, they're just a lovely little metaphor."
Burns, who lives in New York City, has dabbled in songwriting and
guitar-playing since high school. During his stint on "Blue's Clues," he
spent much of his free time sequestered in his Brooklyn bedroom, crafting
intricate indie-rock songs on his desktop computer.
After leaving the show when his contract was up -- amicably, he says --
Burns sent the tapes to Fridmann. The producer knew of Burns through his two
small daughters, who are devoted "Blue's Clues" followers. But Fridmann says
he tried to evaluate Burns' work on its own merits.
"I get tapes all the time from people, and if I like what I hear I'll work
with them," Fridmann says. "I liked this one."
Burns began shopping for labels before recording was finished -- a
disheartening process at first, he says, due to major labels' preconceptions
of him.
"I think because of the industry's knee-jerk desire to capitalize on
whatever paltry celebrity I had, they wanted something for kids -- more
pop," Burns says. "And I said, 'No, I'm going to write my songs and if
people like them, great.' "
Eventually, he decided to work with PIAS America, an independent distributor
that Burns says didn't try to dictate the album's content.
Since its release Aug. 12, "Songs for Dustmites" has made a modest showing
on Billboard's independent albums chart. But it remains to be seen whether
it will have lasting appeal for anyone beyond curious "Blue's Clues" fans.
"I'm aware that I'm functioning from a credibility deficit," Burns says.
"Like, who do I think I am?"
The solution, says PIAS' Kevin Wortis, has been to adopt a policy of full
disclosure.
"We all made the decision early on not to run from Steve's past but to talk
about it straight up," Wortis says. "Yes, this is the same Steve Burns that
used to consort with a blue puzzle-solving puppy. But it's also this Steve
who made this amazing rock record for grown-ups."
The second version is a closer reflection of his true aspirations, Burns
says.
"I came to New York because I had some opportunities as an actor," he says.
"But I was pretty sure I didn't want to be actor -- it seemed a preposterous
way to make a living and it really didn't seem right."
Though he loved "Blue's Clues," doing the show was "all-consuming," Burns
says. When his contract was up, he saw an opportunity to throw himself
wholeheartedly into music.
"I wish I were a smarter man and could tell you that I had some grand scheme
to reinvent myself, but that's not what happened," he says.
"I wasn't thinking, 'What will I do next? Indie rock!' I'm a big believer in
following momentum and I just kept going with (music) because it felt so
right."