Liane Bonin
How ''Blue's Clues''' Steve became a rocker -- The former kiddie-show
host got help from the Flaming Lips to create his new album for
grown-ups
DUDE, WHERE'S THAT SHIRT? Burns traded in his green-striped rugby for a
guitar
As if solving problems with a blue cartoon dog wasn't trippy enough,
former ''Blue's Clues'' host Steve Burns has embarked on an even more
surreal path since leaving the Nickelodeon kiddie show. Teaming with
Flaming Lips producer David Fridmann and drummer Steve Drozd, Burns has
released ''Songs for Dustmites,'' an album of ethereal alt-rock he
describes as ''sweet sounding songs about science and love.'' Well, what
did you expect from a guy who spent six years chatting up a felt salt
shaker? EW.com talked to Burns, who kicked off a tour last week in
Austin about life after ''Clues,'' why dustmites are fighting for their
lives, and what happened to that green-striped shirt of his.
So, how does one make the leap from kid's show host to experimental
rocker?
There wasn't a plan to go out and make a weird indie rock record after
''Blue's Clues,'' but it just sort of happened. I got a Macintosh G4
computer and [sound design software] Pro Tools, and I promptly ruined my
social life making strange noises until 4 every morning. So someone I
knew had David Fridmann's phone number, and I called to harass him
because he's my favorite producer. Believe it or not, he had just had a
''Blue's Clues'' birthday party for one of his children the night
before. So I guilted him into listening to my CD, and it all just
started to happen.
Not only have you worked with Fridmann and Drozd, but you've even
played a small role in the Flaming Lips' movie, ''Christmas on Mars''
(due on DVD this Christmas). What have you learned from them?
They're every bit as nice as they are talented. They're always trying to
see how they can take something three steps further. I still remember
seeing them in 1999 where they completely rearranged my head, and now
I'm staying at [Lips' frontman] Wayne [Coyne]'s house getting ready for
the tour. So I keep smiling a lot.
What's the big deal with dustmites?
What, you're not brushed up on your nanotechnology? Here's the deal.
Dustmites are these microscopic animals that live in your eyebrows and
pillows and all kinds of places you don't want them to be. And they've
had a very happy, peaceful life eating our dead skin cells for a long
time. But we've now invented machines so small, microgears, that they
assume they're competing with them for food sources and attack them. I
feel bad for the little guys. It's the man-versus-nature battle played
out on a microscopic scale, and if that's not interesting, I don't know
what is.
Do you ever get sick of people asking where your blue dog is?
Well, sure. If there were a guy following you around saying, ''Hey, man,
how do I get to Main Street?'' all day long, you'd get tired of that,
too. But I'm not turning my back on ''Blue's Clues.'' I loved that show,
and it's a wonderful show. That would be the boring story, to say: ''Oh,
don't pigeonhole me, watch me misbehave at a strip club.'' I'm hoping
people will be curious and say, hey, I've gotta see what that's all
about. But I'm also expecting some confused soccer moms.
Do you ever get nostalgic for the daily TV grind?
I don't ever miss working on a blue screen, but sometimes it crops up in
weird ways. Like I was trying to show my friends the ''Blue's Clues''
music section at Tower Records recently, and there wasn't one. And I got
briefly really insulted and hurt and angry. I'm really protective of the
show and the new guy [Donovan Patton]. But the nice thing is now I get
to bust that character out whenever I want to. It's kind of like being
Clark Kent.
Any more kid stuff in your future?
My best friend Paul Ford and I are working on a rock opera for children
about a squirrel and a rat who become friends. It's potentially the best
thing I've ever been involved in. But Paul, who runs ftrain.com and is a
commentator on NPR, is a lazy and terrible person who just won't work on
it. And now he's going to be terribly angry with me. But I think there's
an extraordinary lack of interesting material for children out there.
Kids deserve an alternate aesthetic, and frankly I think it's foolish
that there's only one model out there that is interesting on many
levels, and that's ''Sesame Street.'' It was a huge struggle for me to
get adult humor onto ''Blue's Clues.'' I snuck it in while everyone else
was checking their e-mail.
What happened to that darn green-striped shirt?
Oh, I have it with me, actually. I stole two of them when I left, and
they had seven of them. They were all carefully handmade to be as
uncomfortable as possible. Right now I just keep one around to do Make a
Wish [children's charity] stuff. Again, it's the Clark Kent thing.
You've got to keep it in the bag at all times.
When you left ''Blue's,'' the show explained that ''Steve'' went to
college. How do you think he'd be doing now?
It's almost impossible not to instantly think of Steve at a keg party
underneath a beer bong, just terribly confused. You can picture him
going up to these really hot girls saying, ''Hi, um, which way to the
varsity hopscotch field?'' He had a lot of trouble with shapes and
colors. And imagine Steve in biology class: ''I have a couple questions,
will you help me?''