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Do You Know This Man? Need a Clue?
Once he was a
kids-TV star. Now Steve Burns wants to rock your world
Steve Burns
knows why you’re here, and it's OK. In fact, he agrees with you. This is
weird. For six years Burns was sort of famous. He signed autographs and
kissed screaming babies. At one point he was rumored dead. (Untrue.) He
wasn't just a kids-TV star, he was the kids-TV star: Steve from "Blue’s
Clues," Nickelodeon’s top-rated educational franchise.
IT WAS BIG NEWS
when he quit that job two years ago, but he's now back—only he's become
... a rock singer? "But I think it makes the story that much more
interesting," Burns says. "Yeah, I'm that guy—the one on TV. That's me.
But I'm this guy, too." So on Aug. 12, Steve Burns, 29, a man who spent
six years talking to an imaginary salt shaker, will release his debut
CD, "Songs for Dustmites." And here’s the weirdest thing of all: it’s
really good.
For a kiddie-land
expat, "Songs for Dustmites" makes perfect sense. It’s an album of
adventurous alt-pop with wide-eyed lyrics about science and love. To
avoid being brushed off as a novelty act, though, Burns recruited some
of alternative rock’s biggest brains to help him out: drummer Steven
Drozd of the Flaming Lips and Dave Fridmann, the Lips’ longtime
producer. At points, Burns apes his beloved Lips a bit too closely, but
if you’re going to mine someone’s sound, you could do a lot worse.
These days,
Burns has settled easily back into anonymity. "I've grown some facial
hair and lost some regular hair," he says over lunch near his loft in
Brooklyn, N.Y. "I'm also about eight inches shorter than people assume
I’m going to be." (Burns is 5 feet 6.) Size, or lack of it, is a running
motif on "Dustmites." The opener, "Mighty Little Man," is about a lonely
inventor’s eureka moment, but it's also an anthem about inner strength.
On the topic of "Blue's Clues," the CD is only faintly allusive—and
never disparaging. "To me, that show is one for the ages," Burns says.
"I have no interest in murdering Steve." All the same, he’s happy to
rejoin the world of adults. "I did feel pressure to live a squeaky-clean
lifestyle," he admits. "There were a lot of bachelor parties that I
didn't go to. But I’ve realized, you know, I'm kind of a fuddy-duddy
anyway." Now there’s a man who’s ready to rock.