"Dancing Gabe" version

Video directed by: David Miller & Nick Waligorski

Feat. Steven Drozd (from The Flaming Lips)

Wow you look great today
We affirm you

I'm just giving you the attention…
we both know you deserve.
You have been affirmed

beergoblin

a gnome in the fridge

carnegiehall

How to be on Kid's TV

NEAR
FAR!
NEAR
FAR!
NEAR
FAR!
FA-
SHOOT!
Practice, Practice, Practice

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Song: Smalltown By: Lou Reed
From the album: Songs For Drella
View the lyrics: here
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HAMLET Act III, scene i

To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune;
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And ..... FINIS

This is Steve Burns
Steve is a pretty regular guy
just like you and me
he takes the train everyday
he reads the paper
like everybody else
thing is…
he used to be on
one of the most popular kid's tv shows
in history
kids
teens
stoned college students
…and moms
LOVE this guy
more than 8 million of them a day
and now…
he's making a rock and roll record
with members of the Flaming Lips
isn't that exciting???
we think so too.
www
dot
steveswebpage
dot
com
www.steveswebpage.com
go figure

WatchAndBeAmazed

This is Steve Burns
Steve is a pretty regular guy
just like you and me
he takes the train everyday
he reads the paper
like everybody else
thing is…
he used to be on
one of the most popular
kid's tv shows
in history
kids
teens
stoned college students
…and moms
LOVE this guy
more than
8 million of them a day
and now…
he's making
a rock and roll record
with members of
The Flaming Lips
isn't that exciting???
we think so too.
Songs For Dustmites
the debut album
from Steve Burns
August 2003

scarysteven

How to Make Scary Space Noises
with STEVEN DROZD

KTVK Ch 3 Producer/Reporter Scott Davis interviews
Dean and Brian Ronalds on location during the filming of
NETHERBEAST INCORPORATED

Actor Steve Burns tackles the mysteries of NETHERBEAST INCORPORATED in an exclusive interview at the AFI DALLAS Premiere.

Bill is immediately thrust into a compromising position of finding a dollar at his feet. As his mind whisks him away to another time in his life he realizes to keep this dollar would be like tempting the gods. He must make a choice between taking the lost dollar or finding its deprived owner. Bill becomes torn between the temptation of sin, or the glory of sacrifice.

A perfect date goes from bad to worse in this re-telling of the urban myth of the Enchilada Surprise. Ben and Suzy are having the perfect first date until Ben orders Enchiladas Surprise at a Mexican restaurant. Now Ben's in a battle to avoid the ultimate humiliation.

This video is a copy of the original Movie trailer for COM,
but it has been edited to include only Steve's scenes

You can view the full version of the Movie Trailer at
The Flaming Lips - Official Website

This video is of Steve's four scenes from The Fearless Freaks DVD

Purchase a copy of THE FEARLESS FREAKS DVD at Amazon.com

The Fearless Freaks - Official Website
The Flaming Lips - Official Website

Netherbeast Incorporated - Teaser 1
(September 2006)

NETHERBEAST is a quirky twist on the vampire tale, set in modern day corporate America. Employees of NETHERBEAST have kept the family secret for years. It's business as usual until the top vampire in charge contracts a dreaded disease and invites the first humans to the office in more than a century. Employees soon discover some of their associates are not what they appear to be -- especially the dead one in the cubicle with a wooden stake through his heart.

Netherbeast Incorporated - Trailer 1
(October 2006)

Netherbeast Incorporated - Teaser 2
(November 2006)

Netherbeast Incorporated - Trailer 2
(April 2008)

First Aired: April 19, 1995

First Aired: April 3, 1998

First Aired: November 27, 2000

First Aired: November 27, 2000

Truths in Advertising:
1) Clients have no idea what they want.
2) Actors have no idea what they're doing.
3) At some point, someone will Split the Difference.

STEVE'S SCENE
Format: QuickTime
Length: 00:02:19
File Size: 5.24 MB

Aired: July 27, 2006

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Introducing the Ultra Fresh mop from Rubbermaid. With a sponge that keeps bacteria from growing so they stay fresher, longer. Dirty floors have met their match in the Rubbermaid Ultra Fresh Mops

When I Fall Down

I Wanna Be Your Alpha Male

Mighty Little Man (Original Version)

A Reason (Original Version)

My Eyes Are Full

Dirty Hair Breakfast

Squirrel and Rat - In The Park

Bad Squirrels - Shark Park

November 2006: 'It Overtakes Me' is the brand new four-track EP from The Flaming Lips. The EP leads with the title track, one of the many highlights of the recent rapturously received album release 'At War With The Mystics'. The EP is completed with three exclusive new tracks in the shape of 'Crazy In Tikrit', 'Free Radicals (Albino New Wave Mix No.12)' and 'Time Travel', which features Steve Burns, the singer/songwriter for whom the band backed on his 'Songs for Dust Mites' debut album.

Taken from the CD Elegies For Angels, Punks & Raging Queens
A live concert recording from the one-night only performance to benefit the momentum AIDS project Monday, April 2, 2001

WKDU – 91.7 FM Philadelphia

Host: Kelly Ralabate
Wednesday, December 3rd 2003 at 1pm EST

Download the audio file of this interview from here
Read the transcript of the interview here

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KZSC 88.1 FM Santa Cruz

The Sound of Young America
Hosts: Jesse Thorn and Jordan Morris
Thursday, December 11th, 2003

Triple J

Mel In The Morning
Host: Mel Bampton
Monday, June 7th 2004

The Bionic Genius Roundtable

Blue Dustmites Issue
Host: Alan Houser, Roy Smith, Terry Coffey and Josh
Monday, January 19th, 2006

You're alright you know that? In my book, you're ok

It really doesn't matter, I mean it's beneath you, really

Alright c'mon. You look fine. You look fantastic. Okay. It's silly. Get off the treadmill. Just get off the treadmill. C'mon. C'mon. We're getting Ben and Jerry's.  Let's go. C'mon. C'mon let's go. Alright

Well you're just so much smarter than your boss

Is it difficult to BE so smart, intelligent, kind and attractive? I mean ... I would think that it might
actually become a burden at some point, you know? Is that weird for me to think that? Is it?

You are so frickin' smart. Whoo

You're smart. You're neat. You're cool. You're smart. You're neat. You're cool.
The things about you that are special are the things that make you you

They're just jealous.  That's it.  They're jealous

You know what? I've got an idea. You know that meatloaf that you made ... last night? Yeah that's the one. Maybe I'm crazy. But I'd like to have that for dinner again tonight. Yeah. No, no, no, no, don't heat it up.
Just slap it there on that plate. I'll do the dishes

You got moxy

You've great ears. You really do.  You have nice ear. A lot of people don't have nice ears.
But yours, yours are good ears. I like 'em

Wow nice job!

Whatta you do, pilates?

You're a pleasing and calming presence

You got the smallest pores I've ever seen

Wow those shoes are you. Those are you the shoes. If you were shoes you'd be those shoes.
Nice job picking out the shoes

[sniff, sniff] [sniff] [sniff] Wow you, you smell good

You are so smart. It's, it's staggering really

So anyway, I wanted to tell you that the ahhh thing you did with the thing.  You know?
When you were doing the thing. Nice job with that ... really. Nice work

Well yeah I, I think you're worth it

Definitely.  You definitely deserve it

This is your day.  You know what I'm saying?  Your day

You rock